The Random Couple Generator has been hard at work this week. First, it spit out the names Rita Ora and Taika Waititi (couple name: TitiOra), and now it has spit out the names Paulina Porizkova and Aaron Sorkin (couple name: PorKin). It’s only April but it looks like Closer Magazine may have an IT couple of 2021 because Page Six claims that Paulina Porizkova is humping on Aaron Sorkin and that they’re going to make their public debut at tomorrow night’s Oscars. If Aaron’s doctor hasn’t called him already, they will and they’ll say, “Aaron, I need you to come in right the fuck away, because I just read that you’re doing a 56-year-old woman and a rich and powerful Hollywood dude’s dick should not work for a woman over the age of 25! That’s not healthy. I’m sending in Leonardo DiCaprio. This is an emergency!”
Page Six says that Paulina and 59-year-old Aaron have been quietly dating for a few months. A source claims that Aaron, who is up for a Best Original Screenplay Oscar for The Trial of the Chicago 7, will bring Paulina as his date to tomorrow night’s Academy Awards. Page Six also thinks that Paulina has been “dropping hints” about porkin’ Sorkin by posting about her date nights and how she uses some Goopy-sounding chair to tighten her coochie:
A source exclusively tells Page Six the Czech model and “The Social Network” Oscar winner have been quietly seeing each other for a few months — and are set to walk the red carpet at Sunday’s Academy Awards together.
Porizkova, 56, has recently been dropping hints on social media that she’s back in the dating game, including talking openly about her rediscovered sex life and posting Instagram shots of herself with a face mask getting ready for “date night.”
She also posted an Instagram picture of herself sitting on a chair that strengthens pelvic floor muscles and improves orgasms, and wrote, “Speaking of dating…This chair I’m sitting on in @drhallas office has been quite wonderful for my sex life.”
She continued, “The Emsella chair strengthens your pelvic floor muscles — [it’s] like doing thousands of Kegels in thirty minutes … there is no downside to this. I do this on every visit to the office and my sex life thanks me.”
In case you don’t keep up with Aaron’s dating life, his last public love thing was with Kristin Davis. They were a thing for a few years before breaking up in 2015. And as everyone knows, Paulina was married to Ric Ocasek until his death in 2019 (they separated in 2017 but still lived together). Paulina is in the middle of a legal fight for a piece of Ric’s estate after he left her out of his will.
Paulina recently brought her hotness to Vogue Czechoslovakia and talked about how after she went through menopause, she was afraid that she wouldn’t be into fucking anymore. But after “wandering the desert for a little while,” she’s having sex again and found that it actually gets better as you get older. Yes, 2021 is full of surprises including the fact that Paulina Porizkova and Aaron Sorkin are having hot fuck times together.
Yesterday, Paulina posted this picture from her Vogue shoot:
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Even Paulina’s pooch is thinking, “Yes, I too am SHOOK by the fact that Aaron Sorkin will be lying his head here later.”