Jane Fonda is on the cover of Harper Bazaar’s April issue, and during the interview, she talked about the current state of her love life. Jane has been married three times, so she’s been there, done that, and not really interested in fucking anymore. But Jane is willing to let a grown dude between her sugar walls if his ID states that he was born before her birth year of 1937. So if you’re a dude who is 84 years and up, sorry, you are too old to ride the hotness that is Jane Fonda.
Jane’s last major relationship was with Richard Perry and that ended in 2017. Jane has said before that she’s pretty much retired from the dating scene. And Jane let Harper’s Bazaar know that she’s not really looking for a regular fuck partner, but she does think about it sometimes. via Page Six:
“I don’t want to be in a relationship, a sexual relationship, again… I don’t have that desire. Do I fantasize? Yes … That I meet a professor or a researcher, somebody in that line who is really capable of loving, of cherishing a woman, so that I could test myself and see if I could show up.”
Jane elaborated that if she were to decide to do the nasty again, she would have to do it with a younger dude and her reason has to do with skin. No, not in a Buffalo Bill kind of way. Also, she loves men who are unavailable because she’s the same way. Hot and emotionally unavailable? Wow, younger men are exactly what she wants!
“I think maybe now I could, but the problem is that, like a man, I would want a younger man. Isn’t that awful? It’s a thing about skin. I would want a younger man, and I’m too vain… What I’ve had to really think about is that I’m not really capable [of intimacy]… It’s not them. It’s me. If a guy had come along and said, “Come on, Fonda, show up,” I would have run away scared. I was attracted to men who never would have done that to me because they couldn’t necessarily show up themselves. I didn’t know that at the time, but now I know… Part of the reason I get into a relationship with a man is because I feel that he can take me down a new path. I’m attracted to people who can teach me things and whose lives are different from mine, and so I give myself over to that.”
And she talked about Ted Turner, who she was married to from 1991 to 2001:
When it came to Turner, she says, “You have to learn how to hunt, so I did. You have to learn how to fly-fish, so I did. He liked me to dress sexy, so I did. And so forth. I wanted to. Why be with Ted Turner if you’re not going to allow yourself to be absorbed in his reality and learn from it? And I’m glad I did.”
Here’s the cover of Harper’s with Jane Fonda looking absolutely snatched in a blunt-banged silver bowl cut. She’s giving me hotter Breathless Mahoney:
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Okay, time for a new dating reality show. Move over racist The Bachelor, it’s time for a better show: Which Younger Man Gets The Lucky Chance To Hump On Icon Jane Fonda? Title pending.