On Monday, Iggy Azalea posted a TikTok video, letting us know that she still has it and allegedly makes thirsty celebrity dudes slide into her DMs, and write her notes like, “I want to kiss the inside of your butt hole.” I mean damn, that dude knows the way to a woman’s heart is through kissing her butt hole. Unless the woman is Julianne Hough; then be careful what happens!
Page Six says that Iggy’s DMs are from Blue Checkmarks with millions of followers each. But Iggy isn’t that messy (or doesn’t want to get sued), because she blurred the identities. Though I’m sure it’s a matter of time until some internet sleuths cross-reference the follower counts with the post counts and figure out who each dude is. Here are some of her romantic DMs which I’m surprised didn’t woo her into submission:
“I want to kiss the inside of your butt hole.”
“You need a poohbear… I’ll eat dat thang like a jar of honey.” (Editor’s Note: I am disgusted.)
“I’ll give you 15k just to speak to me and have a conversation. Over the phone or on here. I’ll Cash App the money.”
Another celebrity offered to marry Azalea, and vowed to “protect” her better than she had been by ex Playboi Carti.
“I’ll play side n***a step daddy roleplay … whatever role you want me to play,” another message pleaded, promising to “do anything for you try me.”
And Iggy also shared another DM from an alleged rapper who shit on her music after she ignored him:
One message, seemingly from someone calling himself a “pro rapper,” starts with a message asking to “build a friendship and maybe a relationship” — then after not getting a reply, a day and a half later telling her that her “music is crap.”
Here’s Iggy’s TikTok:
ha ha ha as if!?!?! stay outta my DMs uglies.
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You know, I can’t wait until Regé-Jean Page makes his own version of this with thirsty DM screenshots from Bridgerton fans. “I want you to lift up all eight layers of my Victorian gown and bang me in the stables.” “Can’t wait for Zaddy Zuke of Hastings to get this bussy.” You know those Bridgerton fans are freaks!