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Dudley Rabbit!

The star of Easter is usually Jesus because it marks the day that he successfully beat Judas in a Lip Synch For YOUR Life to Destiny’s Child’s Survivor. I get it. But one of the other stars of Easter is the Easter Bunny and that attention whore already gets enough praise, so today we’re giving praise to the Easter Bunny’s third cousin twice removed who was shunned from the family because he kept huffing the freon from all of his relative’s A/C units. I’m talking about the goofy Easter wonder that IS Dudley Rabbit!

Back in the 1970s and 1980s, Dudley’s was a brand of egg coloring kits that parents would shrug and buy whenever the store was out of PAAS egg coloring kits. Dudley’s sold all sorts of magical and mind-blowing egg color kits like Shake-An-Egg, Glitz And Glimmer, Swirl-An-Egg, and Design-An-Egg. Dudley Rabbit was its mascot and I’m not saying that Dudley Rabbit used Dudley’s egg coloring kits to traffic drugs, but there was something in the kits called “color crystals.

Here’s a commercial from 1979 of Dudley giving you his signature “the edible just hit and shit’s gooood” face:

Dudley’s Easter egg coloring kits are still around, but sadly, the original Dudley Rabbit is not. For some shitty reason, they got rid of Dudley Rabbit and replaced him with the most basic ass looking bitch:

I bet that on Easter Sunday, you can find the OG Dudley Rabbit getting drunk at his local dive bar and telling everyone about the good ole days when he was a big Easter star. Oh, OG Rabbit Dudley, you will forever and always be the only Dudley Rabbit I recognize!

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