When I first heard about Chet Hanks’ proposal that we all enjoy a White Boy Summer I said, “sir, I think not.” (Coincidentally, I said the same thing when I first heard about Chet Hanks.) However, if a White Boy Summer leads to the titular white boy finally severing our collective last nerve and getting his comeuppance, before Memorial Day no less, then maybe it’s not such a bad idea. According to TMZ, after running all the way to the bank with the attention he got from his WBS stunting, a video of a violent altercation between him and his ex-girlfriend Kiana Parker has surfaced as it’s reported that Kiana had taken a restraining order out against Chet back in January. And just like that, Chet’s antics went from so not cute to very not cool.
TMZ reports that the altercation, the aftermath of which Chet filmed, took place on January 8 of this year at Chet’s house in Sugar Land, TX, which I can only assume his mom and dad, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, bought for him to keep him far away from any more red carpets/family dinner tables. Chet is suing Kiana for allegedly coming at him with a knife after he confronted her for allegedly stealing from him. Here’s Chet’s video of the incident.
Even his house is pasty and unseasoned. TMZ adds:
Chet recently filed a lawsuit against Kiana over January’s bloody face incident. He says it started when he broke things off with Kiana after learning she’d allegedly been stealing from him, racking up thousands of dollars on his credit cards … and making off with a ton of his property too.
Chet goes on to claim Kiana showed up that day with three men, one of whom he says flashed a gun at him. He’s suing her for assault and battery, theft and return of the money she allegedly stole from him.
As for Kiana’s side of things, she claims that Chet “roughed her up on multiple occasions between Oct. 2020 and Jan. 2021” and got a restraining order against him. Sounds like Chet treats Black queens with about as much respect as the British Royal Family might.
During one incident, while the couple was in New Orleans for Chet to shoot “Your Honor,” Kiana claims he became enraged when she said she was going to leave their room at the Windsor Court hotel to get food … grabbing her wrists and arms and flinging her around to keep her in the room. Chet denies the allegations and says he never even knew she went to court for a TRO.
She says tables were knocked over and he chucked a bottle at her … even claiming he chased her down the hallway in his boxers. She also alleges he told her that no one would believe her, because she was “just a ghetto Black bitch” and he was “Chet Hanks.”
If that’s not damning enough, a Twitter user dug up the court records which paint an even darker version of events. Much darker.
@TMZ published a 1-sided story under-representing details from court docs, tells Chet’s story, & paints the victim as a “gold digger”(typical situation women end up in). We never know what happens between people, 2-sides make for better reporting #whiteboysummeriscancelled pic.twitter.com/oslfHg937W
— Nancy Chitrit (@SheNancyGens) March 31, 2021
Meanwhile, Chet’s still trying to capitalize on his nonsense with a confusing array of merchandise available for purchase.
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If only he had walked backward, Chet would have ended up where he belongs.