Caitlyn Jenner, seen above making the face that every Californian with common sense is making over this tragic news, is pushing the limits once again. The former Republican Olympian turned transgender Republican woman made it official today. She’s officially threatening California with an awful time because she is going to challenge the current California governor, Gavin Newsom, in a recall election. This clueless rich woman couldn’t handle the heat from being on Keeping Up The Eclipse Of God’s Light With The Kardashians, but she thinks she can handle the political spectrum? It didn’t work out for Kanye West! But she’s trying it anyway.
Some Californians are not happy with how Governor Newsom handled the pandemic, and so they’ve called for a recall. They have gotten 2 million signatures, which is well above the 1.5 million signatures needed to trigger a recall election. NBC News reports that counties have until the end of this month to verify the signatures, and then an election date will be set. There was a horrible rumor that Caitlyn was running, and she confirmed it today with this:
I’m in! California is worth fighting for. Visit https://t.co/a1SfOAMZQ3 to follow or donate today. #RecallNewsom pic.twitter.com/9yCck3KK4D
— Caitlyn Jenner (@Caitlyn_Jenner) April 23, 2021
“Hurting families,” says the woman who abandoned her kids. Can she name her sons? Can she tell me how many she has? Do they talk to her? Also while Caitlyn’s roasting Gavin for his “lobbyist friends,” here’s a reminder that Caitlyn’s step-daughters, biological daughters, and ex-wife were all partying on a private island during coronavirus for a million dollars. But hey, Caitlyn wasn’t invited so that means she’s more like you than them, right? Caitlyn has a crack team (emphases on “crack“) on her side too:
The team around her includes former President Donald Trump’s campaign manager, Brad Parscale, who is helping Jenner assemble an inner circle; longtime Republican strategist Ryan Erwin, a veteran of California and presidential politics who would become the campaign’s general consultant; and GOP fundraiser Caroline Wren.
Brad Parscale was accused of stealing $40 million from Trump’s campaign, so Pimp Mama Kris better prepare for Caitlyn to show up on her doorstep, asking to sleep on her couch after she gets swindled of EVERYTHING.
And Caitlyn is already doing community outreach and is trying to win over the highly important TikTok demographic. Caitlyn collaborated with 19-year-old TikToker Noah Beck of Sway House on a video called “Backseat Driver.” Thank GOD, Caitlyn didn’t drive!
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When a teen TikTok celebrity is more trustworthy behind the wheel of a car, it’s time to reflect.
Good God California, please don’t do this to us. One reality show politician every decade–let us rest. I blame Andy Cohen. You know if that bastard cast Caitlyn on Real Housewives this would never have happened!