Addison Rae: canceled. Again. Charli D’Amelio: found bald. Hype House: torn down. There is a new reigning Supreme of TikTok and her name is Anne Heche. 51-year-old Anne hopped on the app where young people will ask, “Whose great-great grandma is this?!” But Anne gave off “day drunk aunt showing her nieces and nephews old pics from her glory days” vibes while critiquing her past red carpet outfits for TikTok. And while doing so, she gave us a little tea about her relationship with Ellen DeGeneres. Anne better follow that up with a TikTok video where she dances to the rage-filled voicemail that Ellen will probably leave her.
Entertainment Tonight says that Anne Heche got on TikTok and reflected on some of her red carpet looks from over the years. I have to say, she chose a wide range of looks, some sexy and classy, others kooky and flamboyant. The standout (apart from her “dangerous liaisons” mess) was one where she was out with Ellen at the 1998 Golden Globes. Anne and Ellen dated from 1997 to 2000–a move which screwed up Anne’s career. Ellen had on a silk navy suit and Anne wore a matching dress and sheer duster. Anne was not having this look. Giving it a zero out of ten she said:
“Why do I look like a hippie? It’s because Ellen didn’t want me to dress sexy. Enh! Bye! No.”
If Ellen was aiming for not sexy, mission accomplished, and then some:
Anne Heche isn’t holding back. https://t.co/dgHsQBXSwW
— Entertainment Tonight (@etnow) April 29, 2021
So dating Ellen not only derailed Anne’s career, but she also stifled Anne’s hotness?! It’s official, I 100% believe Ellen bullied that little chubby 11-year-old. Here’s Anne’s rundown of some of her looks:
“Total hit. Presented with P. Diddy. Excuse me? Yes. Red is gorgeous, and Prada.”
“Hello?! Excuse me! Versace! Yes! and it was Oscars, yes! And it was Gregory doing my makeup. Ding.”
“Okay… so the theme was ‘Dangerous Liaisons.’ So my hair was explosive. And by the way, it rained. And by the way, it was frizzy. And by the way, it didn’t work.”
“What better time, to have you go upside down, inside out and backwards for gay rights and human rights? I am The Flag!”
Here’s Anne’s TikTok:
Not a single regret! #redcarpet #outfitinspo #TikTokGGT #fp @gregoryarltbeauty #oscars
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Well, Ellen’s wife, Portia Di Rossi, does have the tendency to occasionally dress like a little drummer boy going to prom, but she still I think does some sexy stuff. So Ellen must be over that phase now. I guess 1998 Ellen really thought that Olsen-twin shapeless cloaks that double for drapery in a fancy old folks’ home were the vibe.